"YIKES! What the hell is that!?!?" Well, in the back, that's me with hair. This is a 1982 cast picture I recently received from the guy in the sweater, Jim, for a show called "Mary, Mary." (Yeah, I'd never heard of it either.) No one auditioned for the lawyer's part, so the owners of the dinner theater—where TC and I were working at the time—asked me to do it. I wish I hadn't...